"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."
"He died young."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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The Lesser Pyramids
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"Forget the paleontology-this is a huge discovery for cheerleading!"
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"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."
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"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."
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"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."
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"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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"And that's my tomb."
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A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
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"This one was built with American aid."
"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms
A statue of a hamburger whose inscription reads "World-famous".
"That explains the shape."
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The High Line at Giza
"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
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"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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Man Wearing a Pharaoh's Crown Pointing to a Pyramid-shaped Chart
"I think I've spotted your problem."
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