"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"
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In hindsight, I suppose, the number of medical school diplomas on the walls should have been a red flag.
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It's A Breeze
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"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches
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Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
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"I quack, therefore I am."
"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."
"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
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"Let me through! I'm a quack."
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"You're in luck. I'm a quack."
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"I can see this meeting is going nowhere."
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Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
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Trump's Other Doctors
A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
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Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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Medical School Equivalency Diploma
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"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
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"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."
"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
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