"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."
"You eat dog - excellent!"
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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The Judgment of Paris
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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."
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"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."