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Qualifications Cartoons
Qualifications cartoon 1 of 66
"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
Qualifications cartoon 2 of 66
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacyQualifications cartoon 3 of 66
"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, workingQualifications cartoon 4 of 66
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminalsQualifications cartoon 5 of 66
"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexist, sexists, application, applications, job application, job applicationsQualifications cartoon 6 of 66
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liarsQualifications cartoon 7 of 66
"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
Qualifications cartoon 8 of 66
"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."
Qualifications cartoon 9 of 66
"You eat dog - excellent!"
Qualifications cartoon 10 of 66
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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resume, resumes, dna, dna smaple, dna samples, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, urine test, urine tests, test, tests, testing, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, qualification, qualifications, employment officer, employment officers, genetics, gene, genes, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, personnel, gene, genes, genome, genomes, human resourcesQualifications cartoon 11 of 66
"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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candidate, candidates, job candidate, interview, interviews, interviewing, subservient, subservience, kiss butt, kisses butt, suckup, suckups, suck up, sucks up, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, job interview, job interviews, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, hopelessnessQualifications cartoon 12 of 66
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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work, works, working, part time, masters, master's, master's degree, masters degree, degree, qualification, qualifications, service economy, service economies, service worker, service workers, customer service, education, educations, college education, college educations, postgrad, post-grad, graduate degree, graduate degrees, part time job, part time jobs, aspiration, aspirations, aspiring, full timeQualifications cartoon 13 of 66
"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hiresQualifications cartoon 14 of 66
The Judgment of Paris
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paris, judgment of paris, judgement of paris, greek, greek myth, greek myths, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, aphrodite, venus, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgemental, interview question, interview questions, question, questions, questioning, art history, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, trojan, trojan war, rome, foundation of romeQualifications cartoon 15 of 66
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surrealQualifications cartoon 16 of 66
"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."
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social network, social networks, social networking, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social media post, social media posts, text, texts, texting, popular, popularity, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, qualification, qualifications, millennial, millennialsQualifications cartoon 17 of 66
"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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bird, birds, bird call, bird calls, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, c/v, c/vs, cvQualifications cartoon 18 of 66
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studyingQualifications cartoon 19 of 66
"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, qualified, qualification, qualifications, company, companies, skill, skills, job application, job applications, applying for a job, irony, seriousness, serious, humorless, humourless, job requirement, job requirementsQualifications cartoon 20 of 66
"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, trump administration, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, unqualified, qualification, qualifications, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, fiction, fictions, fictional character, fictional characters, white house staff, white house staffer, white house staffers, trump white house, white house, trump cabinetQualifications cartoon 21 of 66
"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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current events, current event, news report, news reports, news story, news stories, government policy, government policies, informed, news show, news shows, informed reader, news program, news programs, political events, political event, headline, headlines, magazine, magazines, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, small-talk, critic, critics, critical, cynic, cynics, political opposition, political opponent, political opponents, political view, political views, informed voter, informed voters, qualification, qualifications, opinion, opinions, opinionated, unqualified, armchair expert, armchair experts, expert, experts, expertiseQualifications cartoon 22 of 66
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacementsQualifications cartoon 23 of 66
"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, go bankrupt, goes bankrupt, going bankrupt, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate control, corporate controller, chief executive, chief executives, incompetent, incompetence, qualification, qualifications, achievement, achievements, achieving, pride, proud, job well done, jobs well done, take pride, takes pride, taking pride, executive, executives, higher up, higher ups, stockholder meeting, stockholder meetings, stockholder, stockholders, too big to fail, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, corporate hierarchy, corporate ladderQualifications cartoon 24 of 66
"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
Qualifications cartoon 25 of 66
"I've been neither a lender nor a borrower. On the other hand, I have been an idler and a tosspot."
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