Qualifications Cartoons

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29895
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3335x2049 pixels (unwatermarked)
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truffle, truffles, truffle pig, truffle pigs, hire, hires, hiring, pig, pigs, qualification, qualifications, perk, perks, job qualification, job qualifications, job application, job applications, application, applications, bonus, bonuses, job candidate, job candidates, incentive, incentives

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC22215
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3161x1886 pixels (unwatermarked)
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
Search ID:
CC131380
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3021x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, working

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123943
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3179x2651 pixels (unwatermarked)
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made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminals

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33176
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2124x1498 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexism, sexist, sexists, gender, application, applications, job application, job applications

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121741
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3500x3013 pixels (unwatermarked)
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars

"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39847
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1992x1653 pixels (unwatermarked)
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soccer, football, football match, football matches, soccer match, soccer matches, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, football hooligan, football hooligans, hooligan, hooligans, thug, thugs, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications

"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC32735
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3014x3223 pixels (unwatermarked)
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victim, victims, victimise, victimised, victimisation, victimize, victimized, victimization, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, candidate, candidates, job candidate, job candidates, career choice, career, careers, career path, career paths

"You eat dog - excellent!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC29707
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2244x1518 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, dog eat dog, dog eat dogs, job application, job applications, application, applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat businesses, c/v, c/vs, tough guy, tough guys, tough

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41790
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2845x2354 pixels (unwatermarked)
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, cvs, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC132271
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2828x3859 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studying

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39581
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2300x2435 pixels (unwatermarked)
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college, waiters, restaurants, bachelor of arts, women's clothing stores, lottery, college education, college educations, colleges, university, universities, degree, degrees, qualification, qualifications, practical skill, practical skills, job skill, job skills, graduate job, graduate jobs, bachelor degrees

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC28840
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2886x1871 pixels (unwatermarked)
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concave, convex, shape, shapes, job, jobs, career, careers, job application, job applications, application, applications, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejecting, bowl, bowls, qualification, qualifications, unqualified, job candidate, job candidates, candidate, candidates, disappointment, disappointments, rejected, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, geometry, geometric shape, geometric shapes

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC29605
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2400x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
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investment, investments, investment firm, investment firms, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund operator, hedge fund operators, penal institution, penal institutions, hiring, qualification, qualifications, investor, investors, inside trading, insider trading

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122473
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3250x2899 pixels (unwatermarked)
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track record, track records, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, irrelevant, irrelevance, uninterested, lack of interest, job application, job applications, old news, uninterested, disinterested, boss, bosses, manager, managers

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24984
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1131x4011 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, personnel, incompetents, unemployment, advertising, job ad, job ads, job listing, job listings, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, unreasonable, skill, skills, skilled, skilled worker, skilled workers, job hunt, job hunts, job seeker, job seekers

Trump Comes Clean: "Just a Joke, Folks"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143054
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3088x4131 pixels (unwatermarked)
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trump, president trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president, presidential run, presidential runs, presidential election, presidential elections, april fool, april fools, april fool's day, joke, jokes, prank, pranks, pranking, unqualified, qualification, qualifications, put-on, put-ons, putting on, confused, confusion, apology, apologies, gullible, gullibility, headline, headlines, newspaper headline, newspaper headlines

"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC31469
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1747x1950 pixels (unwatermarked)
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race, racism, racist, qualified, qualification, colored, colored, african american, black, bme, equality, qualifications, racial bias, clarence thomas, supreme court judge, supreme court, president bush, george w bush, george bush, politics, political, politic, relationships, friend, friendly, best qualified at this time, best qualified, condescending, demeaning

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC134416
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3025x2626 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statements

"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC24922
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2268x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
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competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualified

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC135126
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3054x3218 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

Artist:
Epstein, Benita
Search ID:
CX305261
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1579x1972 pixels (unwatermarked)
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summa cum laude, graduation, graduations, grad, grads, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, degree, degrees, qualification, qualifications, diploma, diplomas, student, students, pupil, pupils, latin honors, academic degree, academic degrees, academia

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC138477
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2925x2642 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, exploited, exploitation, exploitative, exploits, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, hire down, hired down, disadvantage, disadvantaged, disadvantages, disadvantaging, qualified, qualification, qualifications, qualifies, taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, service, service worker, service workers, workforce, educated workforce, work force, educated, educated work force, home, homes, quality of life, comment, commentary, critique, critical, critic

"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32136
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3010x1833 pixels (unwatermarked)
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food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualifications

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
CC37435
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3600x2851 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, experience, hiring, military, general, generals, typing skills, qualifications, skills, career change, career changes, changing careers, new job, new jobs, new career, new careers, modern life