Qualifications Cartoons

Qualifications Cartoons

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Qualifications cartoon

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

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"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."

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"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."

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"You eat dog - excellent!"

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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

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Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

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"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

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Opp'y of a Lifetime

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Trump Comes Clean: "Just a Joke, Folks"

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"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

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Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

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"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

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"On my home planet, I was a deity."

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"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

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