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Qualified Cartoons
Qualified cartoon 1 of 27
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacyQualified cartoon 2 of 27
"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, workingQualified cartoon 3 of 27
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminalsQualified cartoon 4 of 27
"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexist, sexists, application, applications, job application, job applicationsQualified cartoon 5 of 27
"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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800 lb gorilla, 800 pound gorilla, eight hundred pound gorilla, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job interview, job interviews, redundant, redundancy, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, personnel, personnel department, hr department, human resources, qualified, qualifying, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, stand out, stands out, standing out, uniqueQualified cartoon 6 of 27
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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genius, geniuses, slacker, slackers, slacking, brag, brags, bragging, reputation, reputations, qualified, compliment, compliments, complimenting, review, reviews, reviewing, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, acclaim, acclaimed, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, gossip, gossips, gossiping, immodest, modesty, humble, humility, arrogant, arroganceQualified cartoon 7 of 27
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surrealQualified cartoon 8 of 27
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studyingQualified cartoon 9 of 27
"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, qualified, qualification, qualifications, company, companies, skill, skills, job application, job applications, applying for a job, irony, seriousness, serious, humorless, humourless, job requirement, job requirementsQualified cartoon 10 of 27
The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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myth, myths, legend, legends, tooth fairy, tooth fairies, employment, seeking employment, unemployment, job search, temp work, temporary work, business, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, hr company, hr companies, human resource company, human resource companies, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualified, qualification, qualification, experience, previous experience, pickpocket, pickpockets, crime, stealingQualified cartoon 11 of 27
"To what do I owe this honor?"
Qualified cartoon 12 of 27
"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."
Qualified cartoon 13 of 27
"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
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competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualifiedQualified cartoon 14 of 27
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, obedience, obedient, good dog, good dogs, good boy, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualification, qualifications, sit, stay, roll over, beg, qualified, commandsQualified cartoon 15 of 27
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
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food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualificationsQualified cartoon 16 of 27
"I trust him - he has a science background."
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kids, kid, child, children, wizard, magic, magician, potion, magic potion, cauldron, cook, cooking, poison, animals, animal rights, black magic, science, scientists, scientist, experiment, experiments, laboratory, lab, qualifications, unqualified, qualified, trust, trustworthy, skills, background skillsQualified cartoon 17 of 27
"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."
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lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statementsQualified cartoon 18 of 27
"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing, cv, resume, resumes, qualified, qualification, qualifications, employment, employment history, employability, regrets, regretQualified cartoon 19 of 27
"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."
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race, racism, qualified, qualification, colored, colored, african american, black, bme, equality, qualifications, racial bias, clarence thomas, supreme court judge, supreme court, president bush, george w bush, george bush, politics, political, politic, relationships, friend, friendly, best qualified at this time, best qualified, condescending, demeaningQualified cartoon 20 of 27
"On my home planet, I was a deity."
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alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, exploited, exploitation, exploitative, exploits, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, hire down, hired down, disadvantage, disadvantaged, disadvantages, disadvantaging, qualified, qualification, qualifications, qualifies, taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, service, service worker, service workers, workforce, educated workforce, work force, educated, educated work force, home, homes, quality of life, comment, commentary, critique, critical, criticQualified cartoon 21 of 27
"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."
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doctor, doctors, qualify, qualified, qualification, qualifications, college, colleges, med, med school, school, medical school, university, universities, aruba, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, bad sign, red flag, red flags, bad signs, bad news, bearer of bad news, get well, get well soon, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetenceQualified cartoon 22 of 27
"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."
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business, businesses, new employee, new employees, introduction, introductions, introduces, introduce, prisoner, prisoners, ex-convict, ex-convicts, minimum security, minimum-security, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassured, correctional facility, correctional facilities, criminal record, criminal records, reputation, reputations, qualified, qualification, previous employment, previous employerQualified cartoon 23 of 27
"Your high school diploma, and your voter registration."
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graduate, graduating, graduation, graduations, high school, high schools, high school graduation, high school graduations, diploma, diplomas, voter, voters, voting, register, registering, registration, registrations, earn, earns, earning, pass, passed, passing, grade, grades, qualification, qualifications, qualified, teacger, teachersQualified cartoon 24 of 27
"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"
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business, businesses, board, board meeting, board meetings, chart, charts, graph, graphs, prediction, predictions, positive, gradient, gradients, sale, sales, educate, educated, qualified, unqualified, idiot, idiots, idiotic, success, successful, potential, potentials, boss, bossesQualified cartoon 25 of 27
"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."
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