Qualified Cartoons

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC22215
High Res:
3161x1886 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
Search ID:
CC131380
High Res:
3021x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, working

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123943
High Res:
3179x2651 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminals

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33176
High Res:
2124x1498 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexism, sexist, sexists, gender, application, applications, job application, job applications

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC132271
High Res:
2828x3859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studying

"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC31469
High Res:
1747x1950 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
race, racism, racist, qualified, qualification, colored, colored, african american, black, bme, equality, qualifications, racial bias, clarence thomas, supreme court judge, supreme court, president bush, george w bush, george bush, politics, political, politic, relationships, friend, friendly, best qualified at this time, best qualified, condescending, demeaning

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC134416
High Res:
3025x2626 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statements

"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC24922
High Res:
2268x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
competition, free market, free markets, competitor, competitors, laissez-faire, laissez-faire economics, is there a doctor in the house, private medicine, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, managed competition, doctor, doctors, privatized, privatization, privatised, privatisation, healthcare, health care, injury, injuries, play, plays, profit motive, profit motives, qualification, qualifications, qualified

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC138477
High Res:
2925x2642 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, exploited, exploitation, exploitative, exploits, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, hire down, hired down, disadvantage, disadvantaged, disadvantages, disadvantaging, qualified, qualification, qualifications, qualifies, taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, service, service worker, service workers, workforce, educated workforce, work force, educated, educated work force, home, homes, quality of life, comment, commentary, critique, critical, critic

"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32136
High Res:
3010x1833 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualifications

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303060
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
qualification, qualifications, qualified, dynamic, fit in, fitting in, dynamics, angel, angels, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, dead, death

"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC134382
High Res:
2909x1981 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
800 lb gorilla, 800 pound gorilla, eight hundred pound gorilla, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job interview, job interviews, redundant, redundancy, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, personnel, personnel department, hr department, human resources, qualified, qualifying, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, stand out, stands out, standing out, unique

"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC45352
High Res:
2836x1588 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, qualified, qualification, qualifications, company, companies, skill, skills, job application, job applications, applying for a job, irony, seriousness, serious, humorless, humourless, job requirement, job requirements

The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28748
High Res:
2569x1951 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
myth, myths, legend, legends, tooth fairy, tooth fairies, employment, seeking employment, unemployment, job search, temp work, temporary work, business, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, hr company, hr companies, human resource company, human resource companies, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualified, qualification, qualification, experience, previous experience, pickpocket, pickpockets, crime, stealing

"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500363
High Res:
2965x2379 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing, cv, resume, resumes, qualified, qualification, qualifications, employment, employment history, employability, regrets, regret

"To what do I owe this honor?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC45614
High Res:
1900x1784 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, graduate, graduates, graduations, graduation, degree, degrees, qualification, qualifications, qualified, handshake, handshakes, honor, honors, honour, honours, academic, academics, academia, academic achievement, academic achievements

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC143207
High Res:
5274x6583 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kids, kid, child, children, wizard, magic, magician, potion, magic potion, cauldron, cook, cooking, poison, animals, animal cruelty, animal rights, black magic, science, scientists, scientist, experiment, experiments, laboratory, lab, qualifications, unqualified, qualified, trust, trustworthy, skills, background skills

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302268
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, obedience, obedient, good dog, good dogs, good boy, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualification, qualifications, sit, stay, roll over, beg, qualified, commands

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC140443
High Res:
2991x3191 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surreal

"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."

Artist:
Krimstein, Ken
Search ID:
AB101044
High Res:
1416x1212 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, qualify, qualified, qualification, qualifications, college, colleges, med, med school, school, medical school, university, universities, aruba, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, bad sign, red flag, red flags, bad signs, bad news, bearer of bad news, get well, get well soon, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence

"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC134512
High Res:
4610x4361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
genius, geniuses, slacker, slackers, slacking, brag, brags, bragging, reputation, reputations, qualified, compliment, compliments, complimenting, review, reviews, reviewing, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, acclaim, acclaimed, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, gossip, gossips, gossiping, immodest, modesty, humble, humility, arrogant, arrogance