Qualified Cartoons

Qualified Cartoons

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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

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"I like you, Jim, not because you're black but because you have excellent qualifications."

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"

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"On my home planet, I was a deity."

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"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

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"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."

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"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"

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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

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"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."

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"To what do I owe this honor?"

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"I trust him - he has a science background."

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"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

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"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."

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"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"

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