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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."
"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."
"I see here on your resume you're my daughter's husband."
"Let's see... talked on cell phone in restaurant."