"Don't you love being upscale?"
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upscale, upper class, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, royal, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, wealthy people, wealthy family, wealthy families, money, monarch, monarchy, real estate, privilege, privileged"We are not amused."
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we are not amused, queen, queens, cat, cats, royalty, royal we, royal "we", famous phrase, famous phrases, cat, cats, string, strings, yarn, ball of yarn, cat lover, cat lovers, amusement, entertaining, bored, expectantA child carries a queen's train in a shirt labeled "Staff".
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king, kings, queen, queens, train, trains, royal, royals, royalty, cape, capes, staff, staffs, staff shirt, staff shirts, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, assistant, assistants, assistance, underling, underlings"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, mental health, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, king henry viii, decapitation, execution, tudor"How are the Royals doing?"
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royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchy, king, kings, queen, queens, prince, princes, princess, princesses, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, professional sport, professional sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, news, newspaper, newspapers, sport, sports, media, word play, play on words"Rough day?"
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, head, heads, headless, decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, history, historical, rough day, tough day, bad day, hard work, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, coming home, returning home, work, job, jobs, career, careers, medieval, business, briefcase, briefcases, businessman, businessmen, hard day, long day, office, offices, office work, office lifeA king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, servant, servants, litter, litters, litter bearer, litter bearers, palanquin, palanquins, sedan chair, sedan chairs, throne, thrones, portable, sport, sports, badminton, badminton, playing, history, historical, medieval"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty"It makes me feel better about myself."
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woman, women, females, housewife, housewives, royal, royalty, crown, crowns, queen, queens, princess, princesses, errand, errands, chore, chores, grocery shopping, food shopping, shopping, self-esteem, confidence, pride, self-respect, confidence boost, confidence booster, confidence boosters, vanity, narcissism, mental health, stereotype, stereotypes"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, technologies, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, king, kings, prince, princes, princess, princesses, monarch, monarchy, call forwarding, take a message, leave a message, voicemail, voicemail box, extension, extensions"Checkmate!"
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chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up, checkmate, beach, beaches, seasside, seashore, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sculpture, sculptures"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."
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chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, king, kings, queen, queens, square, squares, move, moves, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, limited, limitation, limitations"Hah! This is the Old King Cole nobody ever sees."
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, old king cole, grumpy, angry, moody, anger, psychology, mental health, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional charactersMay Queen Photo
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queen, queens, may queen, may queens, spring, springtime, spring time, holiday, holidays, may day, may days, memory, memories, photo, photos, picture, pictures, photograph, photographs, photography, photo album, photo albums"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, president, presidents, first lady, first ladies, title, titles"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
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history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."
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chess, chess piece, chess pieces, chessboard, chessboards, chess-board, chess-boards, chess board, chess boards, queen piece, queen, queens, cowboy, cowboys, desert, deserts, wild west, grand master, grand masters, chess master, chess masters, chess player, chess players, rulebook, rulebooks, rule book, rule books, boardgame, board game, board games, cheat, cheats, cheating, duel, duels, duelling"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"
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jester, jest, court, courts, jesters, juggle, juggling, parent, parents, mother, mothers, working mother, working parent, working mothers, working mom, working, working moms, working parents, have it all mentality, have it all pressure, women in work, busy, pun, puns, queen, queens, monarch, monarchs, difficult, difficulty, pressure, pressures, child, children, kid, kids, career, careers, pressures, household, households, modern life, modern-life, work/life balance, work-life balance"Am i just a stepping-stone to a career in show business?"
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king, kings, queen, queens, stepping stone, stepping stones, career boost, career boosts, career booster, career boosters, show business, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, aspiration, aspirations, aspire, aspiring, true love, paranoia, paranoid, insecure, insecurity, new wife, new wives, paranoid fear, paranoid fears"I—I miss my frog wife."
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frog prince, iron henry, brother's grimm, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, storybook, storybooks, story, stories, book, books, prince, princes, princess, princess, king, kings, queen, queens, frog, frogs, animal, animals, well, wells, wife, wives, miss, affair, affairs, cheater, cheaters, cheating, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, bigamy, bigamists, bigamist"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, ruler, rulers, royal court, queen, queens, chancellor, chancellors, exchequer, exchequers, minister, ministers, minister of culture, culture, cultures, government, bureaucracy, palace, palaces, castle, castles, message, messages, press, speak, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voicemails, dial, dialing, dialling, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, nap, napping, read, reading, book, books, television, television, tv, tvs, t.v., watch, watching, bored, boredom, jester, jesters, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern life, medievalDark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace
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queen elizabeth ii, buckingham palace, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, british, british empire, history, historical, colony, colonies, former colony, former colonies, power, restoration, restoration of the monarchy, eastern europe, europe, dark thought, dark thoughts, thinking, thought, thoughts, secret, secrets, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, news, hope, hoping, hopeful, bitter, unrealistic, wishful thinking, politics, diplomacy, government, governments