Questionable Cartoons

A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.

"I swear, Meredith, this is strictly business."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."

"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."

"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."

"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"All I know is she has unlimited access."

A chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"

"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

"Arkansas stew."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."

"Med school was a blast."

Old family recipes

"Miss Johnson will now pass out the moral blinders."

"The open-door policy is only for leaving."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"Well, this initial test suggests that the authenticity of your Rembrandt may be questionable."