"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
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"Are we there yet?"
"How did this case ever get so far?"
"Dad, can you read?"
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How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed
"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."
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"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."
"What about business - which branch is that?"
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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."
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"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.
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"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"
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"Is the hamburger innovative?"
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"Is the rabbit cute?"
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The Judgment of Paris
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"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."
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"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
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"And you're telling me this because?"
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"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."
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