Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
"No, no! I mean I'm on line."
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"You. You. And you."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
Tags:cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directions
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, birdfeeder, birdfeeders, bird feeder, bird feeders, waiting, wait, wait time, wait times, queue, queues, line, lines, line-up, line up, lineup, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, popular, restaurant, restaurants, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, popular shop, popular shops, good food, worth the wait
Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
Tags:atm, automated teller machine, atms, automated teller machines, atm machine, atm machines, cash point, cash points, cash machine, cash machines, money machine, money machines, bank machine, bank machines, bank, banks, money, cash, line, lines, lining up, line up, queue, queues, queuing, santa, santa claus, mall santa, sit on santa's knee, visit santa, season, seasons, seasonal, mall, malls, store, stores, shop, shops, winter, christmas, christmastime, christmas season, xmas, noel, yule, shopping, xmas shopping, christmas shopping, consumerism, gift, gifts, present, presents, kids, kids, child, children, adults, parent, parents, family, families, shopping mall, shopping malls, department store, department stores
Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting
Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
Tags:executive, premium, first class, line, lines, queue, queues, ice cream, ice cream man, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, summer, summertime, business, businesses, small business, food truck, food trucks, businessman, businessmen, cutting in line, line up, queue up, jumping the queue, jump the queue, skip the queue, skipping the queue
"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"
Tags:bouncer, bouncers, club, clubs, clubbing, going clubbing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, velvet rope, velvet ropes, exclusive, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, bank, banks, banking, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, in line, on line, wait, waits, waiting
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
"O.K., you're good. Next!"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, conselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, airport, airports, air travel, air travelling, security, plane travel, airport security, metal detectors, metal detectors, queue, queuing, wait in line, waiting in line, terrorists, terrorism, mental assessment, mental assessments
"When will you be back at the bank?"
"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
Tags:mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivity
"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"
"Sorry, sir, you'll have to hang on some more, but I'm going to advance you to priority-hold status."
Tags:on hold, telephone operator, telephone operators, phonecall, phonecalls, answer phone, answer phones, answering machine, answering machines, modern life modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, automated answering machine, automated answering machines, priority, priorities, wait, waiting, queue, queuing, phone queue, phones queues, telephone queue, telephone queues, big corporation, big corporations
"Would you like to hear some music while you hold."
"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, heaven, heavenly, heavenly gates, jacob's ladder, stairway, stairway to heaven, jumping through hopes, angel, angels, angelic, god, gods, afterlife, after life, after-life, life after death, line, in line, queue, queuing, halo, halos, death, dead, die, died, dying, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathies
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
Tags:airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, tray, trays, stuck, trapped, line, lines, line up, line ups, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, waiting, impatient, impatience, wrong, long, knight, knights, armor, armour, removing, holding up the line, going through security, history, historical, medieval, fashion, fashion choices, bad fashion choices, bad choices, bad choice, bad decision, bad decisions, modern life
"The club scene is really changing."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, dance club, dance clubs, disco, discos, club scene, club scene, change, changes, changing, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, line, lines, lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, lining, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, popular, trend, trends, trendy, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, reliving ones youth, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old people, all ages, all-ages, older crowd, entertainment, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I identify with shorter lines."
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbt
Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, park, parks, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, feeding, soup kitchen, soup kitchens, line, lines, queue, queues, charity, donation, donations, donor, donors, food bank, food banks, soup line, soup lines, hunger, hungry, starvation, homeless, homelessness, tray, trays, volunteer, volunteers, helper, helpers
"Hell: The Airport"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiences