Quotes Cartoons

Quotes Cartoons

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Quotes cartoon

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."

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"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

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"What if the meek don't want it?"

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Will Rogers' Cat

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"Relax, Bisler. You have nothing to fear except fear itself. And me, of course."

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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

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Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

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"I should now like to say something quotable."

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"'No war' is hell, too."

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"Wasn't that Cole Porter's motto?"

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Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

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" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

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"Quote, Bill, unquote."

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With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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"I don't sing because I am happy. I am happy because I sing."

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What Buck?

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"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"

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"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

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"Corrupted absolutely—and you?"

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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

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"Neither a borrower no a lender be."

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"You have two things to fear; fear itself and me."

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