Quotes Cartoons

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"Play it, Sam."

"But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. Only Disney can do that."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."

"Just say what you have to say, Harwell, and get out."

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."

"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."

"The arc of the moral universe is long...but it bends toward...just us."

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"I don't sing because I am happy. I am happy because I sing."