"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.
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"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."
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"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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"Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground-we're prepared to yield totally on that point."
"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
"I'll just eat at the bar."
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"You are one sick rabbit."
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"The candy's for after dinner."
"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"Look into my heart, get a sense of my soul."
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"Anyone here named Hippity?"
Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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"How the hell does he do that?"
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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."
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"Eat lots of carrots."
Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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