"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."
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Hare and the Tortoise Race
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"And make it look believanble."
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
Tags:bar, bars, tribeca, manhattan, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, upper class, upper classes, olive, olives, race, races, racing, contest, contests, drinking contest, drinking contests, new york, new york city, friday night, unwind, unwinds, unwinding, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."
Tags:finish line, finish lines, rush hour, rush hour traffic, late for work, rushing to work, commute, commutes, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, race, races, traffic jam, motorway, motorways, thruway, thruways, arrive, arriving, arrived, destination, road sign, road signs, motorway sign, motorway signs, highways, highways, traffic
"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
Tags:chinese, cheat, cheats, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharks
NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.
Tags:sport, sports, race, races, running, racing, relay, relays, track and field, track & field, track, norway, norwegian, norwegians, gold, gold medal, hope, hopes, hopeful, salmon, baton, batons, passing the baton, relay race, relay races, relay racing, competition, international sporting event, international competition, global competition
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
Tags:sport, sports, race, races, racing, runner, runners, running, preparing, shoes, footwear, running shoes, sneakers, trainers, shoe store, shoe stores, salesman, salesmen, retail, customer, customers, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, animal, animals, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, trying on, fashion
"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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"You'll never catch me! Not without arms!"
"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."
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"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"
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"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."
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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"
Tags:company, companies, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, founder, founders, racetrack, racetracks, race, races, racing, racer, racers, silicon valley, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, racetrack, racetracks, office drone, office crones, office worker, office workers
Tags:superhero, findsies, abuse of power, superheroes, finders keepers, unfair advantage, superpower, unfair advantages, superpowers, super power, super powers, cheat, cheater, cheaters, dropped money, dropped coin, dropped coins, race, races, hero, heroes, the greater good, taking advantage, capitalism
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
Tags:global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
Tags:pedalo, pedalos, racer, racing, races, raced, races, peddle, peddles, cycle, cycling, bicycling, bicycles, bicycle, cycles, competitive, leisure, leisurely, sport, sports, sporting, boat, boats, water, exercise, exercising, paddle boat, paddle-boat, pedal boat, pedal boats, pedal-boats, pedal-boat, paddleboat, paddleboats
"Portrait of a Lady"
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