"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"Security is lax on this side."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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viking, vikings, raid, raiding, history, historical, histories, couple, couples, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, married, marriage, married life, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillages, pillaging, culture, cultural, culture shock, after work, work, working, day job, day jobs, employed, employment, employer, work life, office, offices"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
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viking, vikings, barbarian, barbarians, raid, raids, raider, raiders, history, historical, european, europeans, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillage and plunder, genocide, genocides, euthanasia, eugenicsRaid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen
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billboard, billboards, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, promotion, promotions, promote, promotional, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, law, laws, law and order, checks and balances, scale, donald, trump, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, government, governments, scandal, scandals, raid, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, investigate, investigation"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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hire, hired, hiring, employed, employing, employer, human resources, hr, h r, personnel, cv, cv skills, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interview skills, resume, resumes, résume, résumes, ceo, chief executive, exec, execs, executives, viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, historical, historically, barbarian, barbarians, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, management, manager, managers, ethics, ethical, corporate, corporation, corporations"He's always on message."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, on message, business, businessman, businessmen, busy"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, s, hand-outs, hand outs, political commentary, politics, politicians, career politics, invade, invasion, invasions"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs"You've just raided your last patch!"
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animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."
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viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, less talking more raiding, battle, battles, axe, axemen, axeman, mess, messes, messy, grocery store, store, stores, groceries, food, foodie, foodies, plunder, plunders, plundered, plundering, pillage, pillaged, pillaging, pillages, supermarket, supermarkets, food store, corner shop, shop, shopper, shopping, customer, customers, historical, reference, historical reference, time, time skip, culture, culture clash, clash, clashed"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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history, historical, vikings, raider, raiders, raid, raids, raiding, siege, sieges, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, attacking, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, medical, medicine, football, sitting out, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes, benchedWhile you were out
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robbed, robber, robbers, steal, stealing, stolen, stole, note, notes, leaving a note, memo, memos, break in, broken into, raided, raid, forced entry, house, home from work, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, studios, studio, home invasion, moving out, moved out, move out, surprise, surprised, cleared out, calling card, calling cards"He had a hat!"
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heads, pikes, executions, vikings, raid, raids, raider, raiders, pillage, pillages, pillaging, husband, husbands, widow, widows, widowed, head on a pike, execution, capital punishment, unconcerned, detail, details, detail-oriented"I suspect a challenger from the right. Let's slaughter everyone on the right."
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viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, less talking more raiding, battle, battles, axe, axemen, axeman, machiavelli, politics, political, feudal, feudalism, suspicious, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicions, challenge, threat, threatened, paranoid, paranoia, king, kings, leader, leaders, lead, leading, power, powerful, corrupt, corruption"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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pillage, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, viking, vikings, viking warrior, viking warriors, regime change, regime changes, peacemaker, peacemakers, king, kings, warrior, warriors, raping and pillaging, raid, raids, hostile force, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, political leader, leadership style, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
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loot, loots, looting, pillage, pillages, pillaging, store credit, credit, store credit, return, returns, returning, consumer, consumers, consumption, retail, retail store, retail stores, shop, shops, viking, vikings, viking helmet, viking helmets, cash back, store policy, store policies, as good as money, raid, raids, raiding, raider, raiders"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"
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f.b.i., fbi, federal bureau of investigation, police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, feds, santa, santa claus, mr claus, mr. claus, st. nicholas, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, st. nick, saint nick, christmas, raid, raids, holiday, holidays"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
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fbi, federal bureau of investigation, uniform, uniforms, raid, raids, raiding, giveaway, giveaways, telltale sign, telltale signs, camouflage, camo, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, spot, spots, obvious, obviousness, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, get made, getting made, law enforcement, cop, cops, undercover"You have to admire his professionalism."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle