"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"Security is lax on this side."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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viking, vikings, raid, raiding, history, historical, histories, couple, couples, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, married, marriage, married life, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillages, pillaging, culture, cultural, culture shock, after work, work, working, day job, day jobs, employed, employment, employer, work life, office, offices"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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hire, hired, hiring, employed, employing, employer, human resources, hr, h r, personnel, cv, cv skills, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interview skills, resume, resumes, résume, résumes, ceo, chief executive, exec, execs, executives, viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, historical, historically, barbarian, barbarians, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, management, manager, managers, ethics, ethical, corporate, corporation, corporations"He's always on message."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, on message, business, businessman, businessmen, busy"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, s, hand-outs, hand outs, political commentary, politics, politicians, career politics, invade, invasion, invasions"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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viking, vikings, juggle, juggles, juggling, juggler, jugglers, work week, work weeks, all business, sense of humor, senses of humor, humor, humour, humorous, comedian, comedians, raider, raiders, raiding, pillage, pillages, pillaging, weekend, weekends, relax, relaxes, relaxing, calm down, calms down, visigoth, visigoths, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, skull, skulls, human skull, human skulls, charm, charms, charming"You've just raided your last patch!"
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animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."
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viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, less talking more raiding, battle, battles, axe, axemen, axeman, mess, messes, messy, grocery store, store, stores, groceries, food, foodie, foodies, plunder, plunders, plundered, plundering, pillage, pillaged, pillaging, pillages, supermarket, supermarkets, food store, corner shop, shop, shopper, shopping, customer, customers, historical, reference, historical reference, time, time skip, culture, culture clash, clash, clashed"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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history, historical, vikings, raider, raiders, raid, raids, raiding, siege, sieges, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, attacking, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, medical, medicine, football, sitting out, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes, benched"I suspect a challenger from the right. Let's slaughter everyone on the right."
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viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, less talking more raiding, battle, battles, axe, axemen, axeman, machiavelli, politics, political, feudal, feudalism, suspicious, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicions, challenge, threat, threatened, paranoid, paranoia, king, kings, leader, leaders, lead, leading, power, powerful, corrupt, corruption"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
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loot, loots, looting, pillage, pillages, pillaging, store credit, credit, store credit, return, returns, returning, consumer, consumers, consumption, retail, retail store, retail stores, shop, shops, viking, vikings, viking helmet, viking helmets, cash back, store policy, store policies, as good as money, raid, raids, raiding, raider, raiders"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
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fbi, federal bureau of investigation, uniform, uniforms, raid, raids, raiding, giveaway, giveaways, telltale sign, telltale signs, camouflage, camo, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, spot, spots, obvious, obviousness, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, get made, getting made, law enforcement, cop, cops, undercover"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."
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gift, gifts, present, presents, raider, raiders, raiding, villager, villagers, skull, skulls, nice guy, nice guys, compliment, compliments, complimenting, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, stockholm syndrome, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, good guy, good guys, bad guy, bad guys, head on a pike, raider, raiders, raiding, pillage, pillages, pillaging, delusion, delusions, delusional, overlook, overlooks, overlooking"You have to admire his professionalism."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle