In a Quandary
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Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Well, we needed the rain."
"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Looks like rain."
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Clouds in the Office
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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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"It must be pouring outside."
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"Realistic umbrella drink"
"Didn't we get sopped the last time we went to 'Tony n' Tina's Wedding'?"
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The Rainy Season
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"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
Chicken in the Rain
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"All right, it's starting to come a little heavier. Now will you call the game?"
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"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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Noah's Ark has an umbrella stand at the entrance.
"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."
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