In a Quandary
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"Looks like rain."
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Clouds in the Office
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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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"Didn't we get sopped the last time we went to 'Tony n' Tina's Wedding'?"
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"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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Noah's Ark has an umbrella stand at the entrance.
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
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"Twenty Bucks, or, you could let a smile be your umbrella."
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"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
The Nor'easter Bunny.
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"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."
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"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"
"The gods have mixed feelings."
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Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella
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"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
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"...Talk about stubborn!"
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