"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kitchen, kitchens, free, fun, pay, money, expensive, entertainment, going out, free entertainment, raising children, raising kids, bored, boredom, whining, whinging, complaining, frugal, saving money, cheap, economical"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern life"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, birth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, baby bird, baby birds, chick, chicks, hatching, congratulations, food, bug, bugs, insect, insects, solid foods, solid food, development, stages of development, growing up, raising kids, raising children"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, development"Act your birth order!"
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child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling offBonding in the Electronic Age
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electronic age, video chat, video chats, video chatting, parent, parents, parenting, video conference, video conferencing, raise children, raising children, modern life, modern times, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, toddler, toddlers, internet culture, modern society, raise a child, raising a child, working parent, working parents"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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child, children, kids, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, mistake, mistakes, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, young and stupid, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, permanent, growing up, growing older, raising kids, raising children, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, middle-age, middle age, settling down, past mistake, past mistakes"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."
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child, children, allowance, allowances, raising kids, raising children, litigation, lawyer, lawyers, lawsuit, lawsuits, suing, raise, raises, salary, salaries, settlement, settlements, legal, attorney, attorneys"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, raising kids, raising children, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, americans, region, regions, regional, coast, coasts, east coast, west coast, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, la, los angeles, bilingual, bilingualism, mixed, blended, wordplay, word play, modern life"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, boy, boys, book, books, literature, bedtime, storytime, story time, reading to children, reading to kids, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, little jack horner, children's story, children's stories, what a good boy am i, self-esteem, self-confidence, reinforcing, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counseling, counselling, mental health, self-help, psychobabble, psycho-babble, modern life, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, millennial, millennials, raising kids, raising children, emotions, feelings, mollycoddling, coddling, overprotective"Darling, I realize Cher has tattoos. The answer is still no.
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, raising kids, raising children, begging, beg, plead, pleading, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, famous people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, singer, singers, influence, influential, trend, trends, trendy, modern lifeA mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, stay-at-home mom, stay-at-home moms, stay-at-home mum, stay-at-home mums, housewife, housewives, raising kids, raising children, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, career change, career changes, burnt out, burnout, woman, women, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, driving, driver, drivers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, i'd rather be"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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kid, kids, child, children, raising kids, raising children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, young adults, youth, adult, adults, adult kids, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, elderly parent, elderly parents, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, age, ages, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, war, wars, warfare, battle, battles, control, power, power struggle, powers struggles, life"You have to let them make their own mistakes."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, child, children, kid, kids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, raising children, raising a child, supervise, supervising, unsupervised, distracted, distracted parents, dog, dogs, vicious dog, vicious dogs, mean dog, mean dogs, chainsaw, chainsaws, danger, dangerous, safety, safe, child-proof, childproof, protection, protect"But this way I know where everything is."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, quality, push, pushing, pushy, pressure, stressful, relationship, relationships, family problems, family issues, raising kids, raising children"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, working mother, working mothers, daycare, day care, daycares, day cares, childcare, childcare centre, childcare centre, childcare center, child care centers, nursery school, nursery schools, preschool, preschools, kindergarten, kindergartens, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, child-minding, child-minder, child-minders, teacher, teachers, school, schools, schooling, education, teaching, socialising, socializing, socialisation, socialization, social engineering, psychology, raising kids, raising children, modern life"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"
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woman, women, working woman, working women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, working mother, working mothers, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, child rearing, raising kids, raising children, job, jobs, second job, twojobs, work, career, careers, employment, business, juggling, juggler, jugglers, balance, balancing, work-life balance, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, difficult, problem, problems, issue, issues, modern woman, modern women, modern life"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"
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politics, government, governments, president, presidents, soviet union, soviet russia, russia, russian, russians, russian president, borscht, soup, soups, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, finishing, eating, food, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, ambition, ambitions, growing up, raising kids, raising children, career goal, career goals, dream job, dream jobs, health, fitness, healthy, future, job, jobs, career, careers, cliche, cliches"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adoption, adoptions, adopting, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, absent parent, absent parents, china, raising kids, raising children, adoptive parents, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, saying goodnight, nighttime, going to sleep, going to bed, raising kids, raising children, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parents, modern life, modern family, modern families, technology, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, security, security camera, security cameras, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
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west, western, wild west, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, raising children, raising kids, growing up, city, cities, big city, big cities, country, countryside, childhood, baby, babies, infants, infant, toddler, toddlers, birds of prey, bird of prey, carrion eater, carrion eaters, scavenging, scavengers, cabin, cabin, front porch, front porches, carried away, kidnap, kidnapping, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, child abductions, desert, deserts, danger, dangers, dangerous, kidnaps, kidnappers"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
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theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, raising children, raising kids, fear of children, fear of kids, fear, fearful, afraid, terrified, hiding, escaping, taking a break, blockading, barricading, blockade, blockades, barricade, barricades, door, doors, keep out, staying together, staying together for the kids, staying together for the children, family, families, stressed, stressed parents"We raise our beef humanely."
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