Raising Kids Cartoons

Raising Kids Cartoons

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"Am I talent or product?"

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"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

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"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

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"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

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"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"

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"Pop, am I experiencing a normal childhood?"

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

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"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

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"Darling, I realize Cher has tattoos. The answer is still no.

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"It's so much easier now that the children are our age."

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"But this way I know where everything is."

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"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

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"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

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"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

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"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."

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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

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"You're free-range when I say you're free-range."

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"We think he needs more individual neglect."

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"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"

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"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

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"This is a great place to bring up children."

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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