Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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Wheel of Dinner
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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."
"Miss Adamson, pluck someone from nowhere and put him in a position of responsibility."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, corporate ladder, working your way up, vertical mobility, social mobility, advancement, career, careers, job, jobs, job title, job titles, entry-level, entry level, corporate culture, responsibility, responsibilities, random, luck, lucky day
"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
"Is this the wine you selected at random?"
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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair
"If it's all random, why are you always here?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, random, randomness, physics, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, quantum mechanics
High School Schedule
Tags:highschool, highschools, high school, high schools, highschoolers, highschooler, high-school, high-schools, student, students, pupil, pupils, teacher, teachers, school, schools, timetable, timetables, schedule, schedules, period, periods, class, classes, lesson, lessons, drawing, draw, doodle, doodler, doodling, artist, art, shape, shapes, pattern, patterns, form, forms, random, weird, margin, margins, focus, concentration, concentrate, distracted, learning, teaching, education, school life, children, child, kid, kids
"Say, how about a book by Koch, O'Connor, and Bob Hope?"
Don't Forget - August 24th is Stranger's Day!
"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, missed opportunity, missed opportunities, bad luck, random, giveaway, giveaways, regret, regrets, regretting, money
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
"Who are These People?"
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"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."
My spam sketchbook; or, who are these people?
The house apropos-of-nothing committee
ACME achievement test
The amazing museum of pages 150-151