Ranger Cartoons

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Very High Noon

"Then remove the beef from the marinade and sauté with finely minced shallots and a sprig of fresh thyme."

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."

"I want to report a stalker."

A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

"I'll leave, Margaret, but I won't get lost."

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

A cowboy sings a lullaby to his cows to get them to sleep.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

New Guy.

Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."