Rats Cartoons

"I'm not even away! The audacity!"

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."

"I told your parents I would convert."

"Mom, where are we on the food chain?"

"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"We'll take it."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I want to have lots of children."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"That's the catnip channel. We had to take it to get the cheese channel."

"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."

"The system sucks."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

"Maybe you'd better go ahead and order for me."

Trompe L'Oeil Mouse Holes

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."