King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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Heaven- A Gated Community
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Tiny Mouse Hole
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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."
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"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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Card section: Condolence (real estate).
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"Location, location, location."
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"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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"We'll take it."
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"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."
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"This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential."
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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"So make me an offer."
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"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
"I sell space."
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God Bless Our Asking Price