"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."
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Where Will It All End?
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"The only ghosts you need fear are the ghosts of your past—which will gnaw away at your soul, riddle you with self-doubt, and ultimately sap you of your will to live."
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The Adventures Of Normalman
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"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."
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"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."
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Pinocchio's Second Realization
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"Valentines for Adults"
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New from Low-Key Press.
"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."
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"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."
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"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"
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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
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"Don't trample on a young girl's hopes and dreams, Roy."
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"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
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