"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
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"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."
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"Let's play health care!"
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"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."
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"Mrs. Hammond! I'd know you anywhere from little Billy's portrait of you."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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Noah's Ark Being Towed.
Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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Trompe L'Oeil Mouse Holes
Last Chance For Reality
Dog In Your Face Comics
"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."
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"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
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"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."
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"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."
"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."
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"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."
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"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
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