Realities Cartoons

"How come I never see that smile?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

Mary One With "Horror Show" (In Progress)"Placating proponents of, like, a rationalist strategy for postmodern deconstruction runs, like, counter to my recipe for spaghetti con i funghi."

"Where does he get all his ideas?"

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Are you the angry young artist or the angry young bloodsucking dealer?"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"This is America, choose your reality."

"David, you're denying your feelings again, aren't you?"

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"How much news will we be wanting this morning, sire?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Real Summer Legs

"Almost Ready"