Realities Cartoons

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC134703
High Res:
3018x3497 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fulfilling, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain, isolated, isolate, prepper, preppers, antigovernment, anti government, cranky, antisocial, anti social, introvert, introverts, introverted, advice, no advice to give, bad guidance, guidance, mentor, mentors, mentorship, bad advice, bad counsel, surprise, not what it seems, reality, realities

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC124454
High Res:
3354x2784 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, fantasies, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30159
High Res:
2324x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
introductions, introduce, introduced, introduction, astaire, fred, fred and ginger, rogers, ginger rogers, fred astaire, high society, heard that one before, if i had a, dancing, dance, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, classic cinema, cinema, film, films, classics, movie, movies, musical, music, croon, crooners, crooner, entertainment, entertain, socialite, socialise, socialising, not what you expect, expectation, expectations, reality, realities, cocktail, cocktail party, parties, party, dinner party, guest, guests

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133051
High Res:
3025x2955 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
devil, devils, demon, demons, demonic, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sin, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC41746
High Res:
1605x1997 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, play on words, word play, word-play, kid, kids, child, childhood, explore, exploring, exploration, children, museum, museums

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400000
High Res:
2909x3961 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, commercial, commercially, commercialize, commercialise

"Are you the angry young artist or the angry young bloodsucking dealer?"

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC123977
High Res:
4155x3301 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self reference, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, greed, greedy, stereotype, stereotypes, young, youth

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC118795
High Res:
1059x1707 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody

"How come I never see that smile?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC136763
High Res:
4634x4307 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC118797
High Res:
1227x1596 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, vacuous, vapid, vain, vanity, ego, egoism, performative, self-portrait, icon, iconic

"Where does he get all his ideas?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC121474
High Res:
5000x3844 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
visit, visitor, visitors, museum, museums, art, arts, irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, avant-garde

Mary One With "Horror Show" (In Progress)"Placating proponents of, like, a rationalist strategy for postmodern deconstruction runs, like, counter to my recipe for spaghetti con i funghi."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC118794
High Res:
1365x1605 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC137882
High Res:
3012x3777 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, policy, policies, private, online, internet, world wide web, website, social, social media, online presence, presence, businessmen, businessman, reality, reality gap, reality check, expectation, expectation versus reality, expectations vs reality, realities, alternate ego, alter ego, alter egos, fake, faker, persona, personas, work life, work life balance, avatar, avatars, introduction, introduce, introduced, introductions, businessmen, professional, professionals, network, networking, networks, modern, modern life, modern world, information age

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36352
High Res:
2194x2559 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC75659
High Res:
2199x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice

"This is America, choose your reality."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303778
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
america, the american dream, american dream, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, free market, the free market, choice, freedom, freedom of choice, reality, realities, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, ambition, ambitious, ambitions, illusion, illusions, deluded, delusion, delusions, privilege, privileges, privileged

"How much news will we be wanting this morning, sire?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
AB100066
High Res:
1344x897 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
new, news, morning news, breaking news, watching the news, radio, radios, tv, television, medieval, king, kings, bad news, good news, morning, mornings, early, early mornings, media, media coverage, medieval, medieval times, feudal, feudalism, sire, news, newspaper, newspapers, political, politics, reject, rejection, reality, realities, reality check, resent, resenting, resentful, fragility, fragile

"David, you're denying your feelings again, aren't you?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC43071
High Res:
4357x3752 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
deny, denial, defense, defense mechanism, monster, monsters, memory, memories, feel, feelings, emotion, emotions, disavowal, disavow, avoid, avoidance, reality, realities, stress, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, psychology, psychologist, psychiatry, therapy, therapist, psychiatry, psychiatrist, lcsw, social work, social worker, analysis, analyst, psycho analyst, psycho analysis, depression, depressive

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

Artist:
Taylor, Richard
Search ID:
CC92699
High Res:
2252x2722 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
age, ageing, aged, ages, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, history, historical, reality, realities, realism, realistic, beauty, beautiful, gorgeous, youth, youthful, youthfulness, canvas, old men, old man, creep, creepy, portrait, portraits, portraiture, art, arts, artistic, artistically, women, woman, muse, muses, ornate, class, upper class, high society

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC118793
High Res:
2169x1623 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, vacuous, vapid, vain, vanity, ego, egoism, performative, self-portrait

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC118796
High Res:
1215x1578 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self reference, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, empirical, empirically, empiricism

"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC38061
High Res:
2339x2228 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, arts, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging, canvas, interpretation, artistic flair, artistic license, license, license