Woman falls down.
An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
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"How come I never see that smile?"
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Harry lives inside a beltway all his own."
A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."
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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."
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"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."
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"I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid."
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"This looked cooler in the commercials."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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Last Chance For Reality
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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