A couple decides what to watch.
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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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The Unexamined Life on Demand
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"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
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Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
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"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."
"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"You know what? I'm still not interested in Bruce Jenner."
"Curious and curiouser."
"As Seen on "Cops""
Public TV's "Reality" Shows
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"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."
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"Hey, didn't I just see you on Court TV?"
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Tang Dynasty - 700 A.D.; Ming Dynasty - 1430; Duck Dynasty - 2014.
"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."
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"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
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Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.
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