"We've voted you off the island."
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A couple decides what to watch.
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."
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The Unexamined Life on Demand
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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
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"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
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Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
"Your Honor, I've already answered that question on Maury Povich's show."
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"Fear Factor" Rejectees
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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Gossip Of The Stars.
"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."
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"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
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Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"You know what? I'm still not interested in Bruce Jenner."
"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
"I just don't get these reality shows!"
Public TV's "Reality" Shows
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"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."
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"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."
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"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."
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