Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."
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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
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Cartesian Chopped Liver
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"To tell you the truth, I don't think I fly as much as I should."
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
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"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
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A man confronts his lost youth.
"God, I look ridiculous."
"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."
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Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
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"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
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