"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
Realtor from the Black Lagoon
Tags:real estate, new york city, tribeca, snakes, swamps, spiders, property values, real estate, realtor, realtors, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films, lagoon, lagoons, property value, property values, sales pitch, sales spiel, housing market, property market, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
Tags:beach, beaches, sea, seaside, sea side, coast, coastal, vacation, vactions, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, city kid, city kids, city life, city, cities, urban, urban life, metropolitan, metropolis, apartment, apartments, sand castle, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sand castles, real-estate, real estate, realtor, realtors, rent, rental, rents, renting, rentals, modern, modern life, modern living, building, buildings, city planning, town planning, block, blocks
Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
Tags:ignorance, ignorance is bliss, bliss, blissful, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, dumb, dumber, smart, road, road sign, signs, signage, sign joke, housing, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, suburbia, suburban, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, community, communities, social commentary, gated community, social, comment, commentary
The Location, Location, Location Arms
Tags:real estate, location, good location, urban, urban planning, metropolitan, metropolis, city, city planning, city life, urban life, living, rent, rental, rentals, house hunting, house hunt, realtor, realtors, money, wealth, cliche, play on words, word play, word, words, reference, references, pop, pop culture, hotel, hotels, doorman, door man, prime location
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
Tags:street, street cart, carts, food cart, food carts, street vendor, street vendors, ice cream, ice creams, summer, summery, summer rentals, summer rental, hamptons, fire island, berkshire, berkshires, holiday, holidays, vacations, vacation, vacationing, business, small business, small businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurial, entrepreneurs, unexpected, holiday home, holiday homes, realtor, realtors, shady, shady business
"It's perfect for starting a family."
"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers
Tags:urban, urban life, architect, architecture, architectural, business, big business, small businesses, corporate, corporations, skyscraper, skyscrapers, sky scraper, sky scrapers, city, city living, city life, street, street scene, real estate, realtor, realtors, clash, clashes, culture, culture clash, mom and pop, mom and pop stores, store, stores, store front, storefront, food, foodie, foodies, indie, indies, food lover, food lovers, capitalism, capitalist, economy, growth, economic boom.remnant, remnants
The Horn Of Extra Square Footage
Tags:horn of plenty, horn o plenty, property, property ladder, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, sq ft, sqft, space, spacious, space cost, square feet, square foot, plenty, plentiful, rental, rentals, home, homes, house, houses, housing, housing market, home owner, home ownership, home owners, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythological, mythology
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
"See this watch? This cost more than you make in a #@$% year!"
"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
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"This building has been sold. If we have any questions regarding repairs or painting, we should call our new landlord, Namaguchi Reality. In Tokyo."
"It has tremendous possibilities."
What Cities Could Buy If Every Single Inhabitant Contributed Just One Measly Dollar Toward An Apartment In Glamorous New York City
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The Sphinx Speaks
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Tags:condo, condos, condominium, factory, factories, terrace, terraces, terraced, terraced house, house, houses, home, homes, chimney, chimneys, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, real estate, realtor, realtors, modern life, modern world, urban world, urban life, industrial, industry
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
Tags:suburb, suburbia, suburban, suburbs, country, countryside, rural, rural, city, cities, urban, urbanity, city life, country life, country mouse, town mouse, town, towns, city mouse, mouse, mice, folktale, folktales, fairy, house, housing, houses, talking animal, talking animals, consumerism, consumerist, middle ground, middle-ground, mediation, mediator, differences, regional, regional differences, metaphor, metaphorical, metaphors, that guy, don't be that guy, real estate, realtor, realtors, property ladder, home, home owner, home owners
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."
Tags:real estate, realtor, realtors, price, prices, pricing, medieval, druid, druids, druidic, druidry, druidery, wicca, wiccans, wiccan, archaeology, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, pict, picts, pictish, the picts, early men, early man, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, business sense, businessmen, businessman
Valentines for Real Estate
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"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
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