"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, militant vegan, militant vegans, food, food choices, food preferences, food preference, dietary preference, dietary preferences, diet, eating habit, eating habits, reason, reasons, why, question, questions, pushy, forward, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out
In a Quandary
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
Tags:excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learning
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-wife, ex-wives
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
Tags:philosophy, philosophical, philosopher, worse, worsen, sad, sadden, meaning, meanings, meaning of life, reason, reasons, discuss, discussing, despair, despairing, nihilist, nihilism, pointless, point, the point, pointlessness, significant, significance, pessimist, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimists, kierkegaard, nietzsche, wittgenstein
"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"A Critique of Pure Reason"
"Sometimes I think you only married me because I lived next door!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girl-next-door, girl next door, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, motivation, motivations, reason, reasons, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, convenient, convenience, cliche, cliches
"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, patient, patient, serious injury, serious injuries, bed-ridden, hurt, injured, injury, injuries, animal, animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, cow-tipping, cow tipping, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, prank gone too far, joke gone too far, went too far, reason, reasons, lecture, lectures, told you so, stupid, dumb, bad idea, dumb idea, bad ideas, dumb ideas, law of natural selection
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
Tags:equation, equations, formula, formulae, cat, cats, instinct, reason, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, geometry, theorem, leap, leaps, angle, angles, jump, jumps, jumping, counter, counters, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, trig, trigonometry, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overthink, overthinks, overthinking
"Use Your Inside Scream"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, mothers, mother, parent, parents, parenting, reason, reasoning, reasonable, reasonably, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, brat, brats, spoiled, spoil, spoiled brat, spoiled brats, childhood, child hood, tantrum, tantrums, scream, screams, screaming, screamed, whining, whine, whines, whiny, whiner, whinier, cry, cries, crying, cried, crier, loud, inside voice, inside scream, inside
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
Adult Absence Notes.
"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."
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Wouldn't stop picking at it.
Angry White Males.
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Why One's Parents Got Married
"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
Tags:boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, offend, offended, offending, take offence, taking offence, bad manager, bad manager, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, backpedal, backpedaling, excuse, excuses, rationalise, rationalising, rationalize, rationalizing, reason, reasoning
"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
Tags:office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, messy desk, messy desks, mess, untidy, pieces of paper, piece of paper, file, files, reason, reasons, purpose, purposes, throw away, can't throw away, garbage, rubbish, trash, keep, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, business, businesswoman, businesswomen
"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, sport, sports, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, amateur, amateurs, swing, backhand, forehand, volley, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, reason, reasons
"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."
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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, not guilty, plea, pleas, innocent, reason, reasons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, genetic determinism, genetic reductionism, human behavior, human behaviour, gene, genes, genetics, dna, science, theory, theories, biological determinism, biology, sociology, nature, nurture, nature vs. nurture, criminal, criminals