"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."
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"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"Sometimes I think you only married me because I lived next door!"
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"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
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Adult Absence Notes.
"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."
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Wouldn't stop picking at it.
Angry White Males.
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Why One's Parents Got Married
"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
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"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."
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"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
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"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."
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"Either the President's in town or they're selling zeppoles on Seventh Avenue."
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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."
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"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."
From The Dialogues of Plato.
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"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."
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"Nasa puts Cinder black in space, because."