"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
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"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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"Yes, it makes you look taller."
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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
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"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
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"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"I'm not sure I need an emergency room - is there a reassurance room?"
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"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."
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"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."
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"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."
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"We're going to beat this thing apart."
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Cold Comfort Books
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"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
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"I feel we're making progress."
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."