"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
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"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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"Heavens no, sweetie—my love for you has tons of conditions."
"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
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"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"Now, don't feel bad if the people in the drugstore look at you funny when you hand them this prescription."
"We're going to beat this thing apart."
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Cold Comfort Books
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"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
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"I feel we're making progress."
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."
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"All right, so it didn't work out so well in Hollywood―you're still the best damn cop on the force!"
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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
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