"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
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"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
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"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"We're going to beat this thing apart."
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"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"All right, so it didn't work out so well in Hollywood―you're still the best damn cop on the force!"
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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
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"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."