Rebels Cartoons

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."

"And will that be the pro-Contra section or the anti-Contra section?"

"This family is way too functional."

"The system sucks."

Born to raise interest rates.

Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"I like you in a tie."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

Rebels without a magic marker

Country Music Awards

"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Working in Synch

"Nobody told me about this!"