"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiping, celebrity gossip, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalism, worry, worries, worrying, worried, checkout, checkout line, checkout lines, newspaper, newspapers, retool, retools, image, change of image, change, changes, lifestyle, lifestyles, pop star, pop stars, pop, singer, singers, singing, reinvent, reinvents, reinventing, reinvention, reinventions, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, hot and cold, longevity
"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
Tags:tin man, wizard of oz, rebrand, rebrands, brand, brands, branding, comic book, comic books, comic book movie, comic book movies, superhero, superheroes, popular, popularity, modern update, modern updates, audience, audiences, popularity contest, popularity contests, summer blockbuster, summer blockbusters, generation gap, generation gaps, taste, tastes, jealous, jealousy, success, successful
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.
"I'm sorry, Melissa, but I really don't care what Prince is calling himself these days. I'm going to continue calling him what I've always called him."
Tags:pop star, pop stars, name change, name changes, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, intransigence, intransigent, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, music, music lover, music lovers, daughter, daughters, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, stubborn, stubbornness
The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
"Try to ignore the hot-dog smell."
Tags:isolation chamber, isolation chambers, legal high, legal highs, isolation tank, isolation tanks, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation tank, sensory deprivation tanks, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners, hot dog, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, street meats, branch out, branches out, branching out, creative solution, creative solutions, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving
"From now on, let's just call it orange juice."
"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"
Tags:killer whale, killer whales, whale, whales, brand, brands, branding, orca, orca whale, orca whales, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, name change, name changes, conference call, conference calls, publicist, publicists, advertising, ad, ads, ad man, ad men, image consultant, image consultants, pr, pr firm, pr firms, publicist, publicists
"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."
Tags:rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, pollute, pollutes, polluting, power company, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, polluter, polluters, big business, big businesses, smokestack, smokestacks, smoke stack, smoke stacks, floral print, floral prints, energy, energy company, energy companies, green, greening, green energy, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, pacify, pacifies, pacification, olive branch, olive branches, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, symbolic, symbolic gesture, symbolic gestures, power company, power companies, minimum, useless, inaction, ozone, ozone layer
"Which swoosh best describes our corporate philosophy?"
"Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook is in crisis. The brand is now synonymous with data theft, racist uncles, and electioneering."