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Reception Cartoons
Reception cartoon 1 of 76
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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federal, fed, federacy, federation, federals, feds, federal reserve, federal reserves, federal reserve board, board, bards, bureau, bureaus, bureacracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, familiar, familiarity, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern, modern world, modern life, word play, play on words, nicknames, nick name, nickname, nick names, dating, date, dates, communication, communicate, communicating, work, working, worker, employ, employed, employment, job, jobsReception cartoon 2 of 76
"I need it yesterday."
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caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, primitive, paleolithic, evolution, evolved, secretary, secretaries, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, urgent, deadlines, deadline, neanderthal, neanderthals, business, businesses, work, employee, employees, boss, manager, managersReception cartoon 3 of 76
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake nameReception cartoon 4 of 76
"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, work, worker, workers, working, welder, welding, weld, welded, intercom, intercoms, trades, trade, blue collar, labor, laborer, laborers, labour, labourer, labourers, lunch, lunch breakReception cartoon 5 of 76
"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
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secretary, secretaries, reception, reception desk, reception desks, receptionist, receptionists, general accounting office, government, big government, ethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, scandal, scandals, corruption, corrupt, corrupt system, corrupt systems, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, hanky panky, watchmen, watch men, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, politician, politicians, corrupt system, corrupt systemsReception cartoon 6 of 76
"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."
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secretary, secretaries, reception, receptionist, receptionists, intercom, intercoms, science, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, clone, clones, scientist, scientists, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, song, songs, lyrics, lyric, music, medical, doctor, doctors, technology, cloningReception cartoon 7 of 76
"Whom should I say is calling?"
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, bird, birds, mice, mouse, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, doorman, bellhop, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, calling, call, calls, pet, pets, pest, pests, pet owner, pet ownersReception cartoon 8 of 76
"Could you come in here and chase my tail?"
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, animal, talking animals, businessmen, businessman, ethical business, management, manager, managers, horrible bosses, bosses, boss, exec, executive, executives, management tier, reception, receptionist, personal assistant, pa, personal assistants, busy work, petty, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, picking up the slackReception cartoon 9 of 76
"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
Reception cartoon 10 of 76
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, reception, receptionist, modern, modern life, modern world, capitalism, capitalist, urban, urban life, paperwork, red tape, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourselfReception cartoon 11 of 76
The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet
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satellite photo, satellite photos, wedding, weddings, wedding photographer, wedding photographers, wedding photography, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, impersonal, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, overview, overviews, eye of god, eyes of godReception cartoon 12 of 76
"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
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visual gag, illusion, excess, excessive, ego, egotistical, egoism, rich, richer, rich man, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, elevator, elevators, empty, emptiness, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapesReception cartoon 13 of 76
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, openingReception cartoon 14 of 76
Receptionist
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receptionist, receptionists, reception, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, business, businesses, businesswomen, businesswoman, executive, executives, desk, desks, white collar, sport, sports, football, american football, football player, football players, receiver, receivers, athlete, athletes, athletic, entertainment, word play, play on wordsReception cartoon 15 of 76
"While you were out."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, animal, animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, secretary, secretaries, endangered, endangered species, talking animal, talking animals, wild animal, wild animals, horn, horns, tusk, tusks, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, receptionist, receptionists, receptionReception cartoon 16 of 76
"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
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visual gag, illusion, curve, curves, curvature, curvature of the earth, earth, science, scientific, scientifically, flat earth, flat-earther, flat earthers, flat earther, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapesReception cartoon 17 of 76
"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
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alien, aliens, science fiction, space, outer space, life in space, sci-fi, modern life, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, connection, connections, bad connection, bad connections, signal, bad signal, reception, bad reception, black hole, black holes, quasars, quasar, galactic storm, galactic storms, space signal, space signals, signals, earth, planet earth, radio, static, static interference, interference, technology, modern technology, antenna, antennas, satellite, satellites, satellite dish, satellite dishes, scienceReception cartoon 18 of 76
"Two bars—how about you?"
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angel, angels, heaven, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jews, smartphone, smartphones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, connectivity, phone signal, phone signals, wifi, wi-fi, wifi signal, wi-fi signal, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, reception, phone reception, no signal, telephone signal, telephone signals, phone signal, phone signals, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities, heavenly reward, disappoint, disappointed, disappointmentReception cartoon 19 of 76
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
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taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, opening, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, shy, shyness, shyly, dinner party, dinner parties, busy, crowd, crowded, crowds, social, socially awkward, stress, stressfulReception cartoon 20 of 76
"Marissa, have we a lovely parting gift for Mr. Griswold?"
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gift, gifts, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, reception, intercom, intercoms, fire, fired, laid off, downsizing, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, parting gift, management, manager, managers, managing, unemployment, unemployed, let go, employee, employees, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executivesReception cartoon 21 of 76
"Can you hear us now?"
Reception cartoon 22 of 76
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
Reception cartoon 23 of 76
The Sequels
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continuity, continuation, continue, continued, continuing, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone call, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phonecall, call, calls, called, reception, receptions, bad reception, receiver, phone call etiquette, manner, manners, tunnel, tunnels, bad service, service, heaven, calls from heaven, telecomm, telecommsReception cartoon 24 of 76
"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, wake, wakes, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, buffet, buffets, reception, receptions, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, grieving, mourn, mourns, celebration, diet, diets, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, healthy diet, health food, health foods, send off, send-offReception cartoon 25 of 76
"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"
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sport, sports, football, american football, player, players, athlete, athletes, reception, receptions, touchdown, touchdowns, education, school, schools, schooling, mark, marks, grade, grades, good grades, good marks, passing, higher education, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, college football, good news, commentator, commentators, reporter, reporters, college athletics, student athlete, student athletesMore cartoons with the keyword 'reception'