"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out."
"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
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"Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?"
"I need it yesterday."
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"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
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"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"They have extraordinary taste."
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"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
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"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
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"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."
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"Whom should I say is calling?"
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"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
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"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."
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"Would you like a little phone sex while you hold?"
"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
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"Will you be needing any more repressed sexual tension before I leave for the day, sir?"
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"Would you like to take your old face?"
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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"
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