The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet
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"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
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"Can you hear us now?"
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
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"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"
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"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
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"Stick around. There's a reception afterward."
"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."
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"We'll all have a piece of this."
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"I'm not losing a daughter-I'm getting rid of a daughter."
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A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.
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"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."
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"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"
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"My compliments, Stefan. Marvellous wine, excellent reception."
"Oh, we're just here for the party."
"I know I'm going to be disappointed, but I don't know how, so that's the exciting part."
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"I promised her I wouldn't talk sports at least until the reception."
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"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
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A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard
"I don't know who my audience is."