"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"
Tags:recession, recessions, the recession, double dip recession, politician, politicians, fake news, untrustworthy, human right, human rights, human right issues, inhuman, dehumanising, political jargon, political buzzword, political buzzwords, economy, the economy, austerity, cover-up, cover up, lie, lying, liar, liars, speech, speeches, political speech, political speeches, bending the truth, fake facts, fake facts, bend the truth, economical with the truth, economics, cuts, cut back, cut backs, cut-back, cutbacks, public spending, public spending cut, public spending cuts
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, interest, motto, mottos, business, commerce, debt, economy, recession, s&l crisis, savings and loan crisis, insolvency, bankruptcy, subprime mortgage crisis, bank crisis, financial crisis, great recession, financial institution, financial institutions, wall street, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, only money, free, careless, irresponsible, negligent
"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
Tags:recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, stock market crash, the stock market crash, aquarium, aquariums, tropical fish, rare tropical fish, fish shop, pet, pets, pet fish, essential, essentials, optimistic, optimism, false hopes, fighting fish, false hope
"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
Tags:business meeting, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business meetings, revenue, company revenvue, economic downturn, downturn, recession, recessions, credit crunch, desparate times, desparate measures, robbery, rob, theft, steal, stealing, swindle, swindling, crimes, turn to crime
"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."
Tags:economy, money, diversify, mattress, recession, hide money, hides money, hiding money, mattresses, economic recession, economic recessions, recession, recessions, market crash, market crashes, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizes, investor, investors, investment advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, mankoff
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
Tags:three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fables
"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
Tags:economic crash, economic crashes, market crash, market crashes, time machine, time machines, financial advisor, financial advice, financial adviser, money manager, money managers, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, bond, bonds, savings, savings account, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), pension, pensions, bear market, bear markets, great recession, recession, recessions
"Start the economy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, the economy, failing economy, recession, the recession, economic crash, servant, servants, economist, economists, high expectations, over simplification, order, orders, financial crash, jump start, jump starts, jump starting the economy, politician, politicians, rruler, rulers, capitalism, disaster capitalism
"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
Tags:stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
Tags:banks, loans, lending, debt, debtors’ prison, debtors prison, debtors' prisons, debtors prisons, default, mortgage, financial crisis, economy, money, recession, prison, jail, phone calls, executives, default, bankrupt, credit default swap, credit default swaps, lend, lends, lending, loan, loans, loaning, mankoff
Bank - Going out of business sale!
Tags:business, depression, economy, recession, going out of business, fire sale, fire sales, sale, sales, bank, banks, banking, depressions, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, too big to fail, tbtf, lose business, loses business, losing business, big bank, big banks, big banking, mankoff
"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"
Tags:potato, potatoes, economy, economies, staple, staples, staple food, staple foods, staple crop, staple crops, nutrition, low nutrition, economic recover, economic recoveries, glean, gleans, gleaning, underclass, underclasses, poor, working poor, poverty, peasant, peasants, recession, recessions, great recession, economic crash, economic crashes
How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"
Tags:stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, military option, military options, general, generals, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."
"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
Tags:baseball card, baseball cards, recession, great recession, economic downturn, economic downturns, investment, investments, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bear market, bear markets, economic crisis, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, baseball fan, baseball fans, card, cards
"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."
"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."
Tags:minor setback, minor setbacks, setback, setbacks, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, predator, predators, dinosaur, dinosaurs, recession, recessions, economic recession, economic recessions, great recession, optimist, optimistic, optimists, outlook, outlooks, economic forecast, economic forecaster, economic forecasters, prediction, predictions, underplay, underplays, danger, unhealthy economy, unhealthy economies, supply and demand, market, markets, economics, economic indicator, economic indicators
"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, server, servers, serve, broker, brokers, financial crisis, global financial crisis, credit crunch, recession, career change, career changes, careers, career, job losses, job loss, fired, sacked, redundancy, made redundant, banking, banking crisis
"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, support, supporting, supportive, recession, stock market, stock market crash, economic crash, financial crash, double dip recession, bankrupt, bankruptcy, debt, in debt, spousal support
"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."
"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
Tags:economy, recession, fine print, cost reduction, retirement, fired, firing, golden parachute, firings, mass firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, bad economy, recessions, great recession, golden parachute, golden parachutes, golden handshake, golden handshakes, downsize, downsizes, downsizes, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
Tags:american, americans, tourist, tourists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, reputation, reputations, international reputation, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes, low wage, low wages, broke, poverty, arrogant, arrogance, international reputation, international reputations, united states, usa
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
Tags:financial crisis, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, great recession, recession, recessions, secretary, secretaries, unflappable, placid, calm, demeanor, demeanors, demeanour, suicidal, executive, executives, business executive, banker, bankers, banking, housing crash, housing crashes, market correction, market corrections, finances, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"
Tags:gold, gold bug, gold bugs, goldbug, goldbugs, inferior good, inferior goods, growth, economic growth, gdp, gdps, gross domestic product, recession, recessions, great recession, market dip, market dips, market correction, market corrections, stable, stability, wall street, trader, traders, commodity, commodities, commodity price, commodity prices, gold market, depression, inflation, hyperinflation, portfolio, portfolios, economics, economics major, economics majors