"You have, it would appear, high recognition!"
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"This is Daddy, honey. That was Daddy's office voice."
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"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."
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"Mrs. Hammond! I'd know you anywhere from little Billy's portrait of you."
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Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
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"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."
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Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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"Maybe you recognize me. I'm the really naked guy in those Gianni Versace ads."
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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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"Haven't we met in a previous life style?"
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Pandora's Music Box
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"On the upside, your name recognition is excellent with people who hate you."
"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"
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"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."
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"Kim! Small world!"
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"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"
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"Hey, Dinwiddie twins! Remember me? Drusilla Settle from fourth-period geometry!"
"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"
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"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
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Oh, there he is...
"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"
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