Recommend Cartoons

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

Lunch Broker

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."

"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."

"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."

Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.

"I'll have the Chicken Roberto, on the advice of counsel."

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

"What's not disgusting?"

"Flax is this years tofu."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"