Recommendation Cartoons

"Is the homework fresh?"

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."

Lunch Broker

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."

"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."

"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."

Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.

"I'll have the Chicken Roberto, on the advice of counsel."

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

"What's not disgusting?"

"Flax is this years tofu."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

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