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"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."
"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."
"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."
"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."
"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."
Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
Staff Picks. Please Note: We are probably going to fire Brian