Record Cartoons

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

D.J. Vu

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The decline and fall of the recording industry.

A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."

"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"

"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

National Archives

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

First Cynic in Space

"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."