Record Cartoons

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
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CC123805
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therapy, therapist, therapists, patient, patients, counsel, counselling, counsellor, counselor, counseling, patient confidentiality, confidentiality, confidential, breach of confidentiality, records, record, record keeping, patient records, patient information, filing, filing system, patients notes, therapists notes, note taking, mental health, mental health issues, talking therapy, mental illness, depression, depressed, crazy, insane, insanity, unstable, instability, mentally unstable, rebuttal, rebutted

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC141232
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5700x4426 pixels (unwatermarked)
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telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, tech support, technical supporter, it support, information technology, support line, support lines, help line, help lines, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, record, records, recording, recordings, office party, office parties, christmas party, christmas parties, prank, pranks, pranking, amuse, amuses, amusing, gag reel, gag reels, training purposes, mix, mixes, customer service, customer service center, customer service centers, call center, call centers, call centre, call centres

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC139254
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2996x2543 pixels (unwatermarked)
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record, recording, film, filming, social media, media, social-media, grow up, grow-up, growing-up, growing up, raising, raised, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, binge, binge-watch, binge watch, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, modern families, modern life, modern lives, modern, backyard, garden, backyards, gardens, lazy, laziness, easy, easier, careless, sexist, sexism

"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC128241
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documentary, document, documentaries, tv, t v, television, video, videos, record, recording, cam corder, camcorder, mocumentary, mockumentary, mockumentaries, mocumentaries, intern, interns, unpaid intern, unpaid internship, media, men, business, businessmen, camera, camera show

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC30527
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marriage, marriages, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, monogamy, personal best, personal bests, date, dates, dating, dating life, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, record, personal record, personal records, achievement, achievements, personal achievement, personal achievements

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC31715
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big family, big families, family life, family-life, record, records, breakfast, breakfasts, diner, diners, eating out, english breakfast, english breakfasts, breakfast, breakfasts, waitress, waitresses, record breaker, record breakers, record breaking, family meal, family meals, booth, booths, difficult customer, difficult customers

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC132015
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2869x2215 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mug shot, mug shots, mugshot, mugshots, prison, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, crime, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, modelling, modeling, pose, poses, posing, expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, police, record, records, fashion shoot, fashion, criminal record, criminal records, modern life

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC128208
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3179x2388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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diary, diaries, private, privacy, learn a lot, learn, learning, reading, invasion of privacy, respect, respecting, boundary, boundaries, privateness, journal, journals, record, log, logged, disrespectful, secret, secrets, relationship, relationships, memoir, memoirs

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC140786
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witch, witches, sorceress, sorceresses, cauldron, cauldrons, brew, brews, brewing, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, recipe, recipes, cookbook, cookbooks, book, books, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, memoir, memoirs, autobiography, autobiographies, publishing, life story, life stories, record, records, instruction, instructions, spellbook, spellbooks, spell book, spell books, food writer, food writers, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CX304618
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music, musician, musicians, producer, producers, music label, music labels, singer, singers, lyrics, lyric, lyricist, lyricists, album, albums, personal experience, songwriter, songwriters, songwriting, record label, record labels, record, records

"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400218
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time, time change, time changes, accurate time, accurate times, record, recording, recordings, recorded message, recorded messages, tedium, tedious, tedious job, tedious jobs, time-consuming, time-consumption, busywork, work, works, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, bore, bores, bored, boring, depressing, drone, drones

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
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CC134662
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weightlifter, weightlifters, weightlifting, first, firsts, world record, world records, record, records, accomplishment, accomplishments, deadlift, deadlifts, dead lift, dead lifts, heavy lifting, waitress, waitresses

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC123792
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heaven, angel, angels, god, st. peter, st. peter's gate, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, judge, judges, judgement, judgement day, judging, death, after death, life after death, dead, modern, modern life, modernise, modernize, technology, computer, computers, record, records, history, data, meek, humble, passive, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, unassuming, gentle, wordplay, word play

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC35877
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musician, musicians, music, producer, producers, record, records, recording artist, recording artists, singer, singers, song, songs, sing, singing, musical, hit, hits, hit song, hit songs, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC142127
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life

"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."

Artist:
Steed, Edward
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CC143240
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camera, cameras, break, breaks, breaking, backward, violin, repair, repairs, repairing, destroy, destroys, destroying, play backward, playing backwards, play backwards, record, records, recording, redings, recorded, film crew, film crews, commercial, commercials, shoot, shoots, shooting, incompetent, incompetence, cover up, covers up, covering up

"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC66584
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businessman, businessmen, coming home, returning home, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, war, wars, warfare, military, vietnam war, second indochina war, hanoi, vietnam, american, america, us, united states, united states of america, u.s., u.s.a., usa, bombing, bombings, air strike, air strikes, desensitised, desensitisation, densenitized, desensitization, education, school, schools, schooling, student, students, patriotism, patriotic, record, records, violence

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
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CC30522
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aviation, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, sound barrier, the sound barrier, pilots, pilots, aircraft pilot, aircraft pilots, record, records, world record, world records, pioneer, pioneers, pioneering, pioneers of aviation, scarf, scarves, scarfs, mens fashion, men's fashion, flying scarf, flying scarves, aeronautics, air travel, plane travel, making history

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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EQ100001
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single, singles, record, records, vinyl, vinyl album, vinyl albums, psychic, psychics, party trick, party tricks, identify, identifies, identifying, single, singles, music store, music stores, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, superpower, superpowers, music lover, music lovers, music appreciator, music appreciation, music teacher, music teachers, party, parties

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
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CC40031
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don quixote, pancho, man from la mancha, cervantes, microphone, microphones, mic, mics, record, records, recording, recordings, spain, spanish, camcorder, camcorders, spanish literature, spanish lit, olden days, videotape, videotapes, videotaping, video tape, video tapes, video taping, sidekick, sidekicks

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX302215
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, listening, record, records, music, record player, record players, gramophone, gramophones, phonograph, phonographs, confused, confusion, cornucopia, cornucopias, horn of plenty, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, food

First Cynic in Space

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC42049
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cynic, cynics, unimpressed, unimpressive, big deal, space, space travel, space exploration, first man in space, astronaut, astronauts, space walk, space walks, space man, spaceman, spacemen, space men, spoilt, record, records, record breaker, record breakers, record breakers, firsts

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC43207
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family photo, family photos, childhood photo, childhood photos, photography, false memory, false memories, triggering false memories, blue screen, blue screens, blue screening, special effects, matte, mattes, composite, composites, compositing, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, sit still, sits still, sitting still, pose, poses, posing, attention span, attention spans, family picture, family pictures, camcorder, camcorders, tape, tapes, taping, record, records, recording

The decline and fall of the recording industry.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC120878
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music, music industry, recording industry, lp, vinyl, record, records, cd, cds, disc, discs, disk, disks, mp3, mp3s, download, downloads, downloadable, streaming, online, internet, technology, song, songs, album, albums, musician, musicians, record company, record companies, record label, record labels, physical copy, file, files, decline, modern life, computer, computers, modern technology