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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."

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"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

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"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."

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"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

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"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

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"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

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"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

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"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

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"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."

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"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

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"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

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"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

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"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."

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"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"

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Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

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"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

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Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

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"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

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"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."

Artist: Sipress, David   Search ID: CX304605   High Res: 2831x1371 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: music, singer, singers, musician, musicians, rockstar, rockstars, rock star, rock stars, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, popstar, popstars, pop star, pop stars, media, press, journalist, journalists, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, reporter, reporters, advice, advising, greed, greedy, album, albums, record, records, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, fame, record label, record labels, record company, record companies, modern music, modern life, sellout, sellouts, selling out, money, entertainment

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First Cynic in Space

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"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

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The decline and fall of the recording industry.

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