"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."
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"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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Robert P. (All Three Formats)
Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.
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"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
Tags:music, musician, musicians, audiophile, audiophiles, speaker, speakers, sound system, sound systems, technology, audio equipment, lack, lacking, missing, symphony, symphonies, pittsburgh, orchestra, orchestras, live music, record, records, record player, record players, sound quality, audio, audio quality, sound, perfectionist, perfectionists, imperfect, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
The decline and fall of the recording industry.
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A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."
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"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"
Tags:mug shot, mug shots, mugshot, mugshots, prison, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, model, models, modelling, modeling, pose, poses, posing, expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, police, record, records, fashion shoot, fashion, criminal record, criminal records, modern life
"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."
"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"
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"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"
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Tags:digital, media, national archive, national archives, computer, computers, electronic record, electronic records, analog, analogue, record, records, record keeper, record keepers, record keeping, storage, data storage, digital storage, cloud, cloud server, cloud servers, library, libraries, digitalization, digitalisation, convert, converts, converting, conversion, conversions
"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."
Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
Tags:witch, witches, sorceress, sorceresses, cauldron, cauldrons, brew, brews, brewing, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, recipe, recipes, cookbook, cookbooks, book, books, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, memoir, memoirs, autobiography, autobiographies, publishing, life story, life stories, record, records, instruction, instructions, spellbook, spellbooks, spell book, spell books, food writer, food writers, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Tags:tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, mystic, mystics, mysticism, mets, met, baseball, baseball game, games, season, seasons, the game, record, new york, sport, sports, competitive sports, sports lover, sports lovers, competition, clinch, seance, married, marriage, married life, communication, communicate, communicating, wife, wives, loyal, loyalty, seance, seances
First Cynic in Space
"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."