"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."
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"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."
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"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."
"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
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"Wait a minute- this podcast is coming from inside the house!"
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"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."
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"You cannot have helped but notice the concerned expression on my face. This is because of some news I have to report."
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"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."
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"No video cameras in the kitchen, but we do allow you to assist in the delivery."
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"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."
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"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."
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"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"
"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."
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"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
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This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.
"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."