Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."
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"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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"Wait a minute- this podcast is coming from inside the house!"
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"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."
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"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"
"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."
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"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
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"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."
"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"