"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, h.r., human resources, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, career, careers, job, work, employee, employees, prospective, potential, rich, wealthy, money, hiring"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern life"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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work, working, works, world of work, worker, employ, employment, employing, recruit, recruiting, recruiter, recruitment, employed, employs, word play, word, play on words, hire, hires, hired, you're hired, money, pay, paid, pay day, payday, business, business, exploit, exploitation, capital, capitalism, capitalist, critical, critic, critique, office, offices"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, strength, strengths, asset, assets, ability, abilities, talent, talents, skill, skills, flattery, sycophancy, corporate culture"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, hiring, talent, talented, gifted, special talent, shadow, shadows, learn, teach, unusual talent, strange talent"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, crime, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balance'Where's My Job'
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world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on words, waldo, wally, invisible, invisible homeless, homeless, hobo, bum, job, jobs, fired, fire, unemployment, unemployed, dole, on the dole, benefits, public benefit, public benefits, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, character, characters"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, detail, details, detailed, information, experience, experiences, student, students, teacher, teacher, school, schools, schooling, education, third grade, punishments, childhood, unnecessary, irrelevant, standing out, modern life"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."
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business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview question, interview questions, where do you see yourself in five years, job title, job titles, salary, salaries, money, income, finances, responsibilities, promotion, promotions, modern life"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."
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hiring, new hire, new hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., interview, interviews, negotiation, negotiations, salary negotiation, salary negotiations, salary, salaries, income, wage, wages, money, pay, self-motivated, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, true motive, true motives, office life, business, employee, employees, worker, workers, motivating factor, motivating factors, self-starter, self-starters, suspicious, suspiciousness"This looked cooler in the commercials."
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ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, ad campaign, ad campaigns, advertisement campaign, advertisements campaigns, cool, cooler, not cool, war, wars, military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, army soldier, army soldiers, army-soldier, army-soldiers, gun, guns, recruit, recruiter, recruiting, army recruiter, army recruiters, army recruit, army recruit, new recruit, new recruits, violent, violence, tv vs. reality, the reality of war, reality, television vs. reality, don't believe what you see on tv, man in uniform, men in uniform"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
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business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r."How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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bird, birds, bird call, bird calls, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, c/v, c/vs, cv"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, multitask, multitasking, employment, employee, employees, employer, employers, job, jobs, career, careers, distraction, distractions, hiring manager, hiring managers, hiring, first impression, first impressions, strengths, weaknesses, selling point"Where's Waldo in five years?"
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where, where do you see yourself, in five years, five year plan, five-year plan, five-year-plan, planning, plan, plans, planned, career, careers, career plan, career advice, careers advice, job, jobs, job interview, interviews, interviewing, resume, good resume, cv, good cv, c v, interview skills, world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on words"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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career, career path, careers, career paths, job, job market, interview, interviews, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, recruitment, job search, dream job, dream career, dream jobs, dream careers, benefits, employee benefits, employees, employee, employment, recruitment agency, passion, passionate, mundane job, giving up, gave up, give up, settle, settled, career goals, life goals, loss of ambition, ambition, ambitions"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacements"There's a lot I want to experience, but not a lot I actually want to do."
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lazy, career counselling, career advice, occupational testing, career testing, career test, career placement, career, careers, job, jobs, job search, job hunt, job searching, unemployed, unemployment, unmotivated, job placement, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, recruiting, millennial, millennials, generation yThe Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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myth, myths, legend, legends, tooth fairy, tooth fairies, employment, seeking employment, unemployment, job search, temp work, temporary work, business, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, hr company, hr companies, human resource company, human resource companies, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualified, qualification, qualification, experience, previous experience, pickpocket, pickpockets, crime, stealing"And you can assure me that you're right in the head now?"
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job, jobs, interview, interviews, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, hiring, hiring manager, manager, managers, office, offices, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, background check, background checks, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, normal, competent, sane, sanity, assurance, assurances, double check, double checking